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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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