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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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