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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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