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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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