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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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