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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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