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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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