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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Weasley eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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