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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Akira eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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