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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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