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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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