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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Roxy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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