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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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