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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Maya eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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