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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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