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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Gus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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