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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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