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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Gus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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