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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Champ eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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