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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rocky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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