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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rufus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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