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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡
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