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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺
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