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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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