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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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