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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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