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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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