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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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