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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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