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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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