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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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