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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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