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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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