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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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