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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Maggie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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