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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Buddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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