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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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