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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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