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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Weasley eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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