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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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