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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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