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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet …

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goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴

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