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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet …

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parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜

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