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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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