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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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