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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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