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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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