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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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