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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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