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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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