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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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