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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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