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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊
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