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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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