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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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