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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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