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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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