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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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