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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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