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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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