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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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