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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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